Friday, October 2, 2009

I love real estate agents with a sense of humor...

This wonderful ad recently hit re.com...I love it!!! Original, funny and best of all, probably true!!!

Hmm, come to think of it, here are a few more they could use, surely it will result in a sale:

"Motivated vendor is going bankrupt!!!"

"I've deliberately inflated the price, so you can put in a realistic offer!"

"Make sure you put a building inspection clause on this one!"

"Contract fell through after buyer realised this house is a pile of shit!"

You try....it's easy!!! :P

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Greater Fool you are, the higher my commisssion!

If you don't crunch the vendors, I will!

Water views from rooftop.

Conveniently located near shops, transport and crack house!

Unknown said...

LOL...nice!!!

Unknown said...

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